"The future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting. But it's a mistake." -himym

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via moratoriu-m)

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gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

(via just-a-skinny-boy)

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I don’t really know when. And I don’t really know for what.

But I just know that I’m going back to Alaska someday. That much has been made clear.

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3 days ago

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via cleanmudblood)

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thefawnprincess:

This looks so so lovely, I wouldn’t mind this.

thefawnprincess:

This looks so so lovely, I wouldn’t mind this.

(Source: allgroweary, via pondermywonders)

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1 week ago

cleanmudblood:

Lol but guys I’ve been single for 20 years. 20 YEARS.

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1 week ago

wow he sure is hungry

no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

i’m hip

(via pondermywonders)

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1 week ago

At some point, you have to stop running and turn around and face whoever wants you dead.The hard thing is finding the courage to do it.

(Source: vieverdeen, via elevenamypondforever)

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1 week ago

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

(via makebelievethati-impress)

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1 week ago

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

(via makebelievethati-impress)

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1 week ago

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(via makebelievethati-impress)

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