"The future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting. But it's a mistake." -himym

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via cleanmudblood)

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thefawnprincess:

This looks so so lovely, I wouldn’t mind this.

thefawnprincess:

This looks so so lovely, I wouldn’t mind this.

(Source: allgroweary, via pondermywonders)

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cleanmudblood:

Lol but guys I’ve been single for 20 years. 20 YEARS.

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wow he sure is hungry

no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

i’m hip

(via pondermywonders)

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At some point, you have to stop running and turn around and face whoever wants you dead.The hard thing is finding the courage to do it.

(Source: vieverdeen, via elevenamypondforever)

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k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

(via makebelievethati-impress)

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5 days ago

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

(via makebelievethati-impress)

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(via makebelievethati-impress)

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zigazig-ah:

Hilary Duff, SpongeBob and Amanda Bynes

zigazig-ah:

Hilary Duff, SpongeBob and Amanda Bynes

(via evenr0b0tsneedblankets)

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kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

(via forever-trxye)

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